The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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black people

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!