the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to die at will

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to bleed

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The power to do your homework.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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Balls.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to never end your .

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!