The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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Night vision that only works during the day

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to state the obvious.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to be born.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!