The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to become a dead ant.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!