The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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black people

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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power to breathe

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!