The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to write about power.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The superpower to have a superpower

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The ability to not finish sen...

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!