the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to speak in Braille

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to see through windows

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!