The power to grow boobs

The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

The power to get thumbs down.

The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

the ability to find pointless superpower

The power to bleed

The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

The superpower to have a superpower

Balls.

the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

The power to run people over with a tractor.

Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

to change what time it is 1 time per week

The ability to not finish sen...

Power to not Sleep during Finals.

The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

The power to change your urine to any color

http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

The power to teleport through open doors

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!