The power to make pointless super powers

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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the power to die....

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to float without gravity.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!