The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to speak in Braille

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!