The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!