The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to float without gravity.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to bleed

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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Balls.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!