The power to eat edible things.

thumb_up thumb_down +62

50% invisibility while farting.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to talk in sign language.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

thumb_up thumb_down +50

The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Black power

thumb_up thumb_down +46

The power to choose a superpower from this site.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

the power to

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The power to vote in a communist state.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

thumb_up thumb_down +20

The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

The power to control facial hair of women.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

The power to not have any power.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The power to breathe

thumb_up thumb_down

The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

thumb_up thumb_down -40

The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

thumb_up thumb_down +109

the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

thumb_up thumb_down +97

the power to turn into a bucket of water

thumb_up thumb_down +83

The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

thumb_up thumb_down +79

The ability to get a degree in performing arts

thumb_up thumb_down +73

the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

thumb_up thumb_down +57

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!