The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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the power to say candlejack and li

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to die and get away with it

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to get thumbs down.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!