The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to write about power.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to do your homework.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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the power to die....

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to make pointless super powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!