the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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the power to win the crying game

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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power to breathe

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!