the power to bi ugly

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to be born.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!