The power to shit brix

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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black people

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The power to be born.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!