The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to sing but your mute

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to see through windows

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!