The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to see through water

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The power to die

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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Poop

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to eat edible things.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to lick your own back...

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Black power

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!