The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to eat edible things.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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Poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!