the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to get thumbs down.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to see through windows

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!