The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to speak Braille.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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Death at will

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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the power to

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!