The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to die at will

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to not have any power.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to go part way through walls

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!