The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power to see through horses

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to piss lava.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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the power to

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!