The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to die

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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Death at will

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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Guys, it's over.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!