The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!