the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to die and get away with it

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to get thumbs down.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!