The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to piss lava.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to die

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!