The power to vote in a communist state.

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Poop

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to understand irony.

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Black power

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!