The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!