The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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the power to nit propely

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to be your self

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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Melting

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!