The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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the power to have no powers.

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to read the TV

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The power to see into the present

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to die

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!