The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!