- Pointless Super Powers

The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

-12

the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

-18

The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

-48

The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

+101

The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

+81

Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

+49

The power to like Justin Beiber

+33

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

power to orgasm over long distances

to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

The power to have 20/21 vision

The power of bullet attraction.

ability to fly in a plane

The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

The power to do anything within your limits.

to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.