Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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Facebook.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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Melting

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!