The power to post the same shit twice.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to die

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!