The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to be your self

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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Melting

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!