The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to piss lava.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to go part way through walls

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!