The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

the power to make music for deaf people

The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

Death at will

the power to convert farts into burps.

the power to

the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

The power to be fat only when your at a party.

The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

The power to eat soup with a fork

The power to be wet and not know it.

The power to see through horses

The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

The power to resist trolling.

The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

The power to regret things you did in the past

The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

the power to change invisable when you blink

the power to die tomorrow morning.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!