The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to write about power.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to understand irony.

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Black power

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!