The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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50% invisibility while farting.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to see through horses

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!