The power to understand irony.

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Black power

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to sing but your mute

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!