The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to see through windows

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to write about power.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to do your homework.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to die and get away with it

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to be a normal person

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!