the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!