The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!