The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!