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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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the power to nit propely

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to be your self

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!