the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to turn water into wine.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to not care.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to have gravity.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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the power to make faces at the blind

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to die from darting too hard

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!