Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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the power to fly in space

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to think of food

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!