- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

The power to make food slightly smaller.

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

The power to think of food

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The power to die

The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

make your arm REALLY. fart power

The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

The power of being aquaman.

The power to buy free things.

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to poop standing up

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

Pointless Super Powers