the power to catch em' all

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!